green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

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Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

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nare-bear:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

BRUH

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mycroftly:

when guardians of the galaxy finished and the credits started, a few people got up and started leaving and i said to my dad “this process is what i like to call ‘weeding out the weak’” and the woman in front of me heard me and laughed so hard she choked on her drink

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r0s3m4ry:

quietlynonlinear:

When The Old Gods Return.

i thought these were real pictures at first

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Real talk

kissnecks:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

every time I see this, I reblog it.
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840px:

life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.

(Source: ellsworthsmelly)

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nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

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yinx:

june has had enough

yinx:

june has had enough

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